Thursday, June 26, 2008

Some Interesting News

Gallup (who does some of the most accurate and realistic polling out there) offered up THIS little tidbit of information yesterday:

The latest Gallup Poll Daily tracking update on the presidential election finds John McCain and Barack Obama exactly tied at 45% among registered voters nationwide.

Good news, indeed...yet McCain (in lieu of any actual Conservativism) needs to start pounding away at The Messiah (TM) with a little more direction.

Some days I wish I could just sleep until November 5th and avoid the four months of agita that I have ahead of me. This is gonna be a good year for Maalox.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Not So Strange Bedfellows

From one craptastic former president to one potential craptastic president, a show of support. Can't you feel the love? Or is that nausea?

Courtesy Tammy Bruce:

One Complete Disaster for the Country Endorses Another One

Peanuts in a pod. Now that he has the coveted Hamas endorsement, why not pull in the nod from the biggest failed president of the modern age? Yes we can!

Ahh yes, James Podunk Carter, the last POS President we got saddled with when the vox plumbeus decided to vote based on touchy-feely emotions and not with their heads.

Of course, it's highly possible they did vote with their heads back in '76, but the heads were all on 'empty'. I can sense the same wind whipping through the empty whipperwills right about now.

I know Hillary's supposed to have spoken tonight or will speak or some such nonsense, but I'll read about it tomorrow. There's something about the sound of her voice when she goes off on that shrill, sticatto shouting thing that she does during every speech she makes that makes me want to shove knitting needles through my ear drums, and I'd like to avoid the Emergency Room tonight if I can.

I hope she stays in somehow - or (gasp) even runs on an Independent ticket. Then we'll have some REAL fun around here.

Today's The Day

Some good advice from the legendary Ray Stevens.